Right. So it seems somewhere along the lines, a Gremlin got into the works of our site and gnawed it’s way through the back end of our contact form. It was an unusual Gremlin. Typically, a Gremlin is an English folkloric creature, commonly depicted as mischievous and mechanically oriented - this little shit had developed a fondness for poking under the hub of Word Press plug-ins.

We found it asleep, with dizembowelled php code scattered around its feet. We suffocated it under a singlepost.php sheet. It’s dead. The contact form works. Apologies if you already applied and now have to again.

But really, none of this every happened, right? You all imagined it.